Monday, February 14, 2011

Friday Was A “Pleasurable” Night Indeed

If you embarrass easily, feel uncomfortable watching R rated sex scenes, or have small children in the room, this may not be for you. Come back tomorrow and I’ll have something much more PG-13 (at least it’s PG in my head. Things could change as I start writing.) But wait! Before you go, I want to say hello to my new followers (somehow I even snagged Simple Dude)! Go figure that the one time I get chosen for a “selected comment” by Simple Dude, it’s about bathroom business! But welcome and I hope you enjoy yourselves! And also thank you to all my followers! I’m amazed that I’ve hit 25. I’ve found some really great people out there and I can’t tell you enough how much I appreciate your comments and the time you take to read my blog.


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So Friday I told you that I was going to a “hostess” party that a friend from high school was having at her house. What I didn’t tell you was that it was a “Pleasure Surprise Party” and was for women only! (I’d seen them in movies, but I didn’t know they happened in real life!) Now, I’ve been to plenty of hostess parties: Mary Kay, Pampered Chef, you name it. But this was my first “naughty” party. Yes, for one night, I was a virgin again. I even got a sticker.




So because this was my first time, I was a little nervous, but it’s not like I’d never seen a vibrator before, so that part didn’t bother me. I was, however, very intimidated because aside from my friend that invited me, the house was full of complete strangers! And I don’t handle strange very well. I turn into a mouse. (I even stood in the corner. Ha!) And some of these strangers were loud. And not in the funny loud way. The obnoxious loud way. (Even before the gallons of alcohol were consumed.) But, that’s okay because they all knew each other and they were just having fun. I know I would have been the same way if it would have been ten women I knew well. I did find one familiar face in the crowd about 15 minutes after I arrived. A high school friend of my sister’s (who is 12 years older than me) so that was kinda funny to hang out and inspect sex toys with someone who hadn’t seen me since I was probably six.


Finally the party started and with our product lists and penis erasers, we got to look at, taste, touch, and smell a wide variety of creams, powders, oils, candles, chocolate pens, lingerie, and vibrators. (And before you ask, no you don’t taste everything! Only the edibles!) I can honestly say, I didn’t know there were so many different vibrators in existence! Who knew the wide assortment of shapes, styles, colors, and functions! It was like a candy store of female pleasure. The shopping part was done in a separate room for privacy (who wants to know what crazy shit some random chick is buying. I certainly don’t need to know.) So…I took pictures.








While I won’t share what I purchased, I will say that I tried on a corset! It was too big so I’m going to have to order one, but I was thrilled to get one step closer to my very own! (Kat, you would have been so proud!) And I’ve decided that I’m going to host a party of my own so that I can help finance the corset, cause damn they’re expensive! But the Pleasure Parties, hands down, beats any makeup, kitchen gadget, or jewelry party you could ever hope to have. I don’t think I stopped laughing the whole time I was there.


  1. Great post! :

    ciao ciao from Rome

  2. Sounds like you had a fun time.

    Happy Valentine's Day.

  3. ha! i've never been to a "pleasure party" and if I did, I'd probably just be a deer in headlights with alcohol in one hand and my debit card in my other hand. (also probably jumping up and down or shaking erratically from nervousness lol)

  4. lol! I haven't been to the "brand" of adult party you mentioned but I've been to a couple "slumber party" adult parties and they're fun.
    Talk about weird though, the first one I ever attended was while I was student teaching and I went with all the co-teachers at my school. AWKWARD. lol.
    And I have a vibrator that I purchased from a slumber parties party about 4 years ago, and yes, it's amazing. lol!

  5. I swear I'm going to read your blog. Just later. The triple x warning tells me there's probably pictures of things that I DO NOT want to be caught with at work. So I will read and leave a proper comment when I get home tonight.

    I'm here to tell you that I gave you a blog ward. Yay!!!!!

  6. Thanks for reading BExCLUSIVE!

    Happy Valentines Day to you too OT!

    Lauren, that cracked me up. There were some deer in the headlights moments for me too! (And the jumping up and down would have been perfectly acceptable. lol)

    Megan, that would have been awkward. I can only imagine the comments coming from the teacher's lounge the next school day! (And they say diamonds are a girl's best friend! lol)

    Chanel, good call on waiting until after work. I should have thought about that when I wrote my warning at the top. Glad the XXX did it's job. And thanks a million for the award! So exciting!

  7. I hear vibrators can be better lovers than men sometimes.

  8. I'm sorry, my dearest Hannah, but I couldn't read the entry since I'm easily embarrassed, and uncomfortable with R-rated sex scenes.


    *bursts out laughing*

    I've always wanted to go to one of those! And yes, I am absolutely so proud of you for trying on your first corset! Bravo, darling!~ They are rather expensive, especially the good ones, but check on Sarah works there and they are the most excellent corset anywhere, and on top of that, they're cheaper than the shitty ones made in the US.

    Next is boots! ^_^

  9. Those parties are the most fun! haha. So glad that even not knowing many people you had a blast and went outside of your comfort zone to try some new things! Being naughty can be so fun. Now if I can just get you over to my blog to so a guest post! ;-)

  10. Okay, I told you I would read it all and I did. I was totally right about the pictures. I just KNEW there were going to be things that I didn't necessarily need to see at work.

    I couldn't personally go to a party like that if I didn't know everybody there. I kind of turn shy around new people, too. Interesting pictures, though, and a wide selection.

  11. LS, this feels like a trick question, but here goes. They're more reliable, but can't hold you and kiss you afterwards. So I guess I'd have to pick my man over one. (But if he's unavailable, you bet!) :)

    Kat, you're too funny. I didn't fall for that for a second! It's too bad you weren't closer cause I'd invite you to mine. Thanks for the website and yes, next is the boots! I might just become a sexy mama yet.

    Jewels, I love being naughty. It's a side so few people expect from me! And yes, I'll get that guest post done for you!

    Chanel, it was a little weird at first with all those strangers, but I was determined to have a good time. It was my night out and I wanted to make the most of it!

  12. Holy crap... looks like I picked the right time to become a follower!


  13. I am a Virgin too, although i have been invited to these. For someone not very prudish, i have a tough time putting warming gel on my girls in front of, girls.

    One of these days...

  14. Onion, luckily if we wanted to check out the taste or smell or feel of the lotions or creams or whatever, we just rubbed them onto the backs of our hands. No skin was bared at this party! There's no way I would have been able to do that.

  15. That's funny. Be careful where you hide the goodies. Kids love to look for Christmas presents and can stumble across certain items that are difficult to explain. After a couple years they just sit there and collect dust anyways. Not that I speak from experience but wait....yeah that's me!!!

  16. Bushman, LOL! I keep seeing the scene from the movie "Parenthood" with Steve Martin when he comes walking into the room filled with family with the big vibrator in his hand. Classic!

  17. Oh! And thank you so much for following and for commenting! It's great to have you here!

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